A monkey-eating eagle could easily defeat Bird Man. Just ask Isa. She knows. Bird Man does not stand a chance against the talons and beak of the monkey-eating eagle. The monkey-eating eagle would eat de feat of Bird Man, and its talons would shred Bird Man's washboard.
I don't know much about the monkey-eating eagle, but your sister told me it's a cute AND powerful bird. Bird Man may be powerful, but he is not cute by any stretch of the imagination. Hmmm, I wonder if a female monkey-eating eagle would find Bird Man attractive, at least in the Nicholas Spark's storytelling kind of way? I can imagine a few new titles for Isa's favorite author: "The Lucky Monkey-Eating Eagle." Or "Safe Haven for the Monkey-Eating Eagle." But wait, there's more! "The Monkey-Eating Eagle's Last Song." "Dear Monkey-Eating Eagle." "The Monkey-Eating Eagle's Notebook." "The Monkey-Eating Eagle's Long Walk to Remember." Read the books; you will feel that your heart has been ripped out by talons.
A monkey-eating eagle could easily defeat Bird Man. Just ask Isa. She knows. Bird Man does not stand a chance against the talons and beak of the monkey-eating eagle. The monkey-eating eagle would eat de feat of Bird Man, and its talons would shred Bird Man's washboard.
ReplyDeleteBird Man has guns! But I don't know enough about monkey-eating eagles to dispute your claim. You're probably right.
DeleteI don't know much about the monkey-eating eagle, but your sister told me it's a cute AND powerful bird. Bird Man may be powerful, but he is not cute by any stretch of the imagination. Hmmm, I wonder if a female monkey-eating eagle would find Bird Man attractive, at least in the Nicholas Spark's storytelling kind of way? I can imagine a few new titles for Isa's favorite author: "The Lucky Monkey-Eating Eagle." Or "Safe Haven for the Monkey-Eating Eagle." But wait, there's more! "The Monkey-Eating Eagle's Last Song." "Dear Monkey-Eating Eagle." "The Monkey-Eating Eagle's Notebook." "The Monkey-Eating Eagle's Long Walk to Remember." Read the books; you will feel that your heart has been ripped out by talons.
ReplyDeleteOh my. You're getting your pants sued! Hahaha!
DeleteOh my gosh! I have to get the OPL to purchase these Monkey-Eating Eagle books!
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