Ha! I like his little nub hand! It's darling. And the guy next to him... did he forget to put his teeth in that morning? Did he leave them on the kitchen table? Bless his heart.
HAhaha! I know! He's old. They're soaking in brine next to his bedside, he'd never do something so barbaric as to leave them on the dining room table! ;)
He tried to bite the throat off a gargoyle who turned to stone at the last minute. Unfortunately for orcs, they have a hard time securing dental insurance.
Yes! It's difficult to invest in something when you know some Dunedain chieftain will come along and sever the head of your client with an elven-forged blade. It's just racism against those orcs, if you ask me.
Ha! I like his little nub hand! It's darling. And the guy next to him... did he forget to put his teeth in that morning? Did he leave them on the kitchen table? Bless his heart.
ReplyDeleteHAhaha! I know! He's old. They're soaking in brine next to his bedside, he'd never do something so barbaric as to leave them on the dining room table! ;)
DeleteHe tried to bite the throat off a gargoyle who turned to stone at the last minute. Unfortunately for orcs, they have a hard time securing dental insurance.
ReplyDeleteYes! It's difficult to invest in something when you know some Dunedain chieftain will come along and sever the head of your client with an elven-forged blade. It's just racism against those orcs, if you ask me.
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